The Chief Has Returned

Hello cazmos, Chief has returned and he sent me this email:

Agents –

I have returned from my long journey to your land of EU-Rope on Earth, and I’m pleased to be back at The Ministry on Cazmo. My mission was a success, and you will soon see some of the results of my trip as we announce some wonderful new features in the coming weeks.

As you probably know, my colleagues in the Department of Commerce have been preparing for the opening of several stores. Among my meetings in EU-Rope were negotiations with Earth-bound banking institutions. You will be happy to know that I have negotiated for each of you to receive a Cazmo Cash Bonus for your good work as PCAP Agents. When we make items available for sale, you will be granted Cazmo Cash to buy things.

I have just completed reading the Output Scroll from the Cazmo Web Activity Monitoring System (CWAMS). While I was on Mission there was considerable new activity – thank you! We have just one more week in this first phase of PCAP. We asked you to send us traffic – new visitors who would become active residents within Cazmo. The contest is tight. Several of you are neck and neck as we approach the finish line.

My recommendation is that you go out from your Blogs, go to other online communities and Spread the World! Introduce yourself as a PCAP Agent, send people back to your pages, and from there encourage them to go on to Cazmo to register. In this last week it’s still anyone’s game to win. Some of you had success with the Cazmo Widget we created. It is built in Flash, so you may not be able to use it on your blog, but try to embed it in other places on the Web. Click here to grab it.

I did receive some disturbing reports from the Cazmo Prime Minister who was very unhappy about the behavior of some PCAP Ambassadors. Some of you have been flagged as causing mischief and trying to hide from it by creating new characters. Our systems have you tagged and I request (require) that you act as model citizens.

You will soon receive another Communication from me. I have sent a request to the Pre-release Content Holding system (PeRCH) which will soon output screenshots of some new features you haven’t seen yet. I’m sure you’re anxious to post some new insider information.

In the mean time I have asked my Ministry Colleagues to prepare the Planet Cazmo Ambassador Program Artificial Intelligence Communications System (PCAPAICS) to respond to one question from each of you. PCAPAICS was upgraded while I was on Mission. My staff tells me they have added The Human Emotionizer Module which is supposed to make the system seem more “human” in its responses. Let me know how it’s working.

I missed you all, and look forward to much success together.

– CHIEF

Sp!Ro5 – PCAP002

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